Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

任何事都能归为“杂事”。

There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

永远没有足够的时间在第一次就把事情做好，但永远有足够的时间把事情再做一遍。

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

如果不是紧急到最后限期，什么事情都做不了。

The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.

公司名称越做作，公司规模越小。

The longer the title, the less important the job.

职位名称越长，工作内容越无关要紧。

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

职场中，一个人的权威性跟他身上所带的钢笔数量成反比。

No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

没有人会在星期三生病。

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

坏掉的机器总会在修理人员到场的时候顺利地运作起来。

All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

所有假期都会产生或多或少的问题，除非假期是一人独享。

Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

成功只是运气好，问问失败者就知道。